I AM a Craigslist GANG Flagger

2008-07-26T19:58:00.000-07:00

Welcome to GANG FLAGGERS HEADQUARTERS

Sad to say, we recently had a bird flu epidemic at our gang-flagger headquarters:
I am writing this blog, because I have no friends or family that love me. I have no other life but being a Craigslist GANG PET FLAGGER. That means, I sit on my computer all day searching ALL of Craigslist for animals in need of homes.

Geez, I can't remember the last time I took a shower or washed my hair.I get SO excited as I search Craigslist for pets to flag. You should see my flagging finger! It is big and fat like my ass. It has a callus on the end of it from pushing the flag button all day. I get so excited when I see: "This posting has been flagged for removal. The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.". And. when one of my gang flagger friends posts "gone", the thrill is immeasurable.
Seeing "GONE" after a gang flagged post, is my true addiction.

Some people live their lives in the name of the American way of life
and by the Holy Bible

We live our lives by the Craigslist TOU (that's what we want people to think, but really we couldn't care less about Craig or his TOU), and we pray to the HOLY flag button:

We are the REAL "Craigslist" community There are several GANG flaggers, but we are all so much alike. None of us have any real friends, husbands or a life. We are generally very fat, ugly and smell really bad. We don't get out much because we work in shifts, as we sit on our computers all day and all night long, either in or parents basements: or our "luxurious" pull along trailers.
Hell ya, we flag people off so they have to give up on finding homes for their pets. Then they have to give them to us, and WE resell them. After all, we have to get food somehow. We are fat, hungry girls. We must flag off our competition. Unfixed pets we snatch up to breed. We don't want anyone to make a buck but us. Come on now, we need money, our food stamps don't last all month long. We lie constantly, claiming it's for the pets. That's a trick that "Flaggy" taught us a few years back. Now we have our choice of pets to pick up to breed or sell. And we need money to buy IP hiding software. Speak up against our methods and you will regret it for the rest of your life. We will stalk you until you cease to exist, or at least give it our best shot.

I will let you in on another of our dirty little secrets. Most of us Gang Flaggers are really breeders and flippers, especially my friends:

"Grasshopper"/"My Evil Twin"
"Sibemama",
"Persey/Petlover",
"CuntryGirl",
"Flaggy"/"Bubbles"/"Binary"/"flagflagflag",
"Wack-a-Troll"/"Beagle-Rescue
"Staffie"/"Pet-Bull"/"Qube-Dweller"/"EquineChic"

"Joker"/"justbloo"/"another_new_handle"

Here, Let me introduce you to some of my gang flagger buddies.

My best flagger/breeder/flipper friend "Grassh0pper" refers to herself as "The Penis Queen" because she masturbates old men in nursing homes, jacking them off as they lay in a coma.

Poor thing, she posted some of her own, more than year old pictures of her breeder purchased Poodle puppy, falsely claiming they were of some free puppies from someone WE flagged off. She was caught lying by having posted her own online picture album , which clearly showed the 2007 dated pictures. She's been kicked off Craigslist more times than me!

We all know she lies, but WOW was she caught in a big way this time. She is just a living wonder woman--she lives and we wonder.

How about that "luxurious" RV she said she lives in - here's a picture she took one day when her Craigslist "master" came to visit. They were getting ready to go hunting for the evening meal of squirrel and possum.

Afterwards, she likes to dress up in her most "sexy" underwear and pretend she's a REAL woman for him:

Another of my friends is "Sibemama" who has pink hair, tattoos and body-piercings.

She was recently outed as an animal "FLIPPER". She takes in poor dogs that needs good homes and cages them until they are sold for a profit. She got in so much trouble after being exposed for what she is really all about. We tried to protect her posts from being flagged off, but those damn anti-flaggers are just too smart. They caught her anyway. We totally support "Sibe" in her continued efforts to "flip" and sell as many animals as she can. After all, that's what gang flaggers are really all about. She gets off on pain so she likes to assure the dogs she flips feel pain too.

Oh , there's and my good friend "Persey". Her entire family hates her fat smelly self. You can see why:

Poor toothless thing, she admits to being so poor, she had to con a dentist into pulling ALL of her teeth FOR FREE --this is what she looked like :

After her husband beats her into submission, he then falls asleep during sex foreplay. He tells her it's because her crotch smells like rotten tuna.
What do you think?

She's so proud of her model daughter - you can see why, right?

"Daggonit, I almost left out my other friend "Chanciesmine" the whore. I heard she is screwing her husbands brother (this is the proof!)She likes to gang post all day and all night. She's a REAL WHORE. She even let someone pay her to not flag for 24 hours. Her favorite ones to post are the rehomes, although she will deny it . "Chancie" likes to dress up and play "Judge-Judy" when she's not pretending to be "douchessjojo".

"Chancie" is a very severe alcoholic which coupled with her manic disorder has caused serious problems for us. She's always posting about how much she likes to drink. We feel so sorry for her, that in our secret Google gang flagging group, she is known to us as "yes-dear".

"Chancie"s own daugher (here's her gorgeous picture) had to flee her mother's trailer and has (unfortunately) followed in her foot-steps, getting impregnated by the trailer park janitor. (ain't they cute together?!)

Oh, that "jetcitywoman", wow, all I can say is that girl has balls. No, I mean it, she really does have balls. She is such a "joker". "Jetcity" used to work for the circus, as the bearded lady.

I talked her into quitting the circus, there is so much more money in flagging and flipping pets. She is so cheap she won't move out of that cardboard box, and get her own place. She wants to save for money for head cheese and pickled pig's feet. You should see how she sucks the meat off that pig's toe. One slurp and it's gone! She sucked the warts right off Frock's weiner. That was entertainment.

"Hez" got so horney, she grabbed Wack-off's strap on and used it right there in front of us all. Man oh man, she could sure teach Tamar a few things!

Now for "Hezekiah", she is a real work of art. You know, the kind of art that looks like the nose is on the for head. the mouth is where her breast should be. "Hez" is also into all kinds of sex toys. Been said that she likes going to the seedy part of town and finding her a nice old man with no teeth. That way he can gum her vagina. Now we are talking. "Hez" is so addicted to her best friend "tallcat" (wink,wink),it recently became permanently wedged.

"Flaggy", now she is my bud. ya, we smoke bud together too. I don't know her real name, because she is one sneaky bitch. We gather information on all of the new flaggers. That way if they turn on us, or if we decide we don't like them, well, lets just say, their life will never be the same. She also goes by the name "MsDick", I mean "Mstickle", "flagflagflag" is her favorite though. She likes to send emails using that handle. This is the only known photo, as she likes to remain "undercover" due to------well you judge for yourself:

As you can see, "Flaggy" freaked out when I snapped this picture of her at our last gang flagger convention:

Let's see, who have I forgotten.

"Charmingfrockfan" is a hard core penis leach. Talk about a flamer. Don't get me wrong, I love "frock" and I love the fact that "frock" is a flamer. Girls best friend and all that.

"Cuntygirl" is a real Hottie. Blonde hair, blue eyes and a smokin' hot body that just won’t quit growing.

"Frock" and "Famous" have the hots for her. "Cuntry" is the quiet one of the bunch. She is always busy eating pork rinds and washing it down with Mountain Dew. She wears a feed bag, so it doesn’t slow down her posting of rehomes. I’m not quite sure what to think of her yet because I am conflicted by her good looks. Yes. I am jealous, I can’t help it.

Of course, the Gang has it's own personal
who is a "Qube-dweller". Her favorite thing is lying and pretending no one knows it's her when she posts as "Petbull_Rescue". We are all in on it though and give her props because of her deteriorating emotional status. After all, it's not EVERYONE who gets a visit from the FBI for online stalking, threats and harassment. She used to be married to a midget stripper. Understandably, he got fed up with her eating off the top of his head, and ran off with a better, I mean, REAL woman.

"Mental"/Staffie" is a sad and pathetic fat clown who loves to dress up in clothing and costumes (especially those old time German neo-nazi ones). Perhaps it's due to her self proclaimed multiple personality disorder or was it bi-polar mental illness?
Here's a picture of her on one of her better days without her clown make up:

Whatever, we put up with her because we need all the worker ants we can find to gang flag for us. Her hero, is her retired military, decorated pilot father, who now spends all his time fishing (what kind of fish is that?):
What can I say about dear flagging companion "last-of-the-famous"? Well, "famous" does not know how to think for her self, so all she does is copy old posts. But she does look hot in her red "f" for "FAMOUS FLAGGER" outfit.
I am not quite sure why, maybe she was dropped on her head as a baby, too many drugs, or she does not want to put down her spam sandwich to type. All she does is paste the same things over and over. Maybe she is too old and forgot she already posted it. I will have "Flaggy" pull her file and check her age. I do know that her Daddy, is really her Uncle Bill Joe Bob.

"PWV"/"ValleyGirl25" is so deranged from her extremely heavy monthly blood loss, she has to make "flow charts" to deal with the blood loss from her brain.

"AlectosPuppy" - now, she has us all beat in the education department. She made it all the way to 4th grade!! She did have a job at Wal-Mart until they caught her stealing Top Ramen.

She said it was for her kids, but they caught her eating it in the bathroom. Well, after all, she was on her break, so I guess that's ok. We have all heard that you get the munchies when you do drugs. She has 12 kids, all different fathers. She has her own little melting pot. I am not even sure if she knows who the fathers are. She takes men/women into the restroom (on her break, of course!) to make a little money on the side. You should see how much money she gets in food stamps to feed all those kids. I am so envious. It almost makes me want to have kids, but my ovaries are all shriveled up.

"Wack-a-troll is our motorcycle momma
She rides a hog like no other. She eats like one also. It's sure a good thing she is able to flip/sell lots of Beagles, because they sure needed the money to buy a double-wide. How else would her hubby been able to sleep with the REAL love of his life: "Wack-a-troll" is really "Beagle-Rescue. Our little inside name for her is simply "wack-off" because she loves wacking off as much as she loves selling dogs. We always make sure we knock before coming into her trailer. She is so addicted to it and does it so much, that her cat learned how to "wack-off" in private.
Behind her trailer, there is a stack of empty KY containers. I told her she was spending way too much money on KY so she is now using tubs of lard. Maybe a better option would be that she go to the nearest McDonalds and ask them for their used cooking grease.

Oh, my new friend is "CLPDSheriff":

She is VERY slow in the head. Talks the talk, but can't walk the walk. She's really just a dog catcher, who likes to post she's a wanna-be "cop" who has gotten into a lot of trouble for impersonation. She is a real "flaggy" ass-kisser, thinking it will get her in with us, but that will never happen. We love to talk about her in our secret Google group. Gee, I hope she doesn't read this, or she will know what we really think of her.

Well, I better go. We have googled someone trying to sell a puppy and now we have to go call their local Animal Control and IRS on them. WE are ALL about filing erroneous reports on Craigslist pet posters.

In the meanwhile, this chart might help you understand our stringent gang flagger qualifications and how we work !!

Catch ya later!

I AM A CRAIGSLIST GANG FLAGGER

I AM a Craigslist GANG Flagger